Larry David goes to a second convenience store

and he still can’t find where the toilet paper is. The only man at the aisle is asian. Larry asks:

“Excuse me, who’s the shop owner here?”

“Are you kidding me? Who do you think the shop owner is?”

“…You?”

“Well yes, it’s me. What, I can’t own a shop? Is this cause I’m asian?”

Larry goes out the store, feeling guilty.

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